Funny Sayings About Old Age Birthdays

But when my wife has a birthday she takes a year or two off.

Funny sayings about old age birthdays. And now the best of the funny birthday quotes. Let the person know you are thinking of them and make them smile. If you don t mind it doesn t matter. A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it.

By daniel francois esprit auber. Unknown in childhood we yearn to be grown ups. The best funny birthday quotes. In old age we yearn to be kids.

Birthdays are good for you. I will never be an old man. Unknown respect old people. George burns funny hilarious retirement.

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. When i have a birthday i take the day off. Dorothy canfield fisher a friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

No matter what the age a birthday is a day to be recognized and celebrated. Those who love deeply never grow old. Old age is always fifteen years older than i am oliver wendell holmes men do not quit playing because they grow old they grow old because they quit playing oliver wendell holmes old age is like everything else. Of late i appear to have reached that stage when people who look old who are only my age.

Fred astaire the older i grow the more i distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom. Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn t have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order. A birthday is.

And what doesn t hurt doesn t work. Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it you ve got to start young theodore roosevelt birthdays are good for you. To me old age is always 15 years older than i am.

They may die of old age but they die young. They graduated school without google or wikipedia. You know you re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you re down there. Age is strictly a case of mind over matter.

Mencken just remember once you re over the hill you begin to pick up speed. Famous funny birthday quotes. Here are more funny age quotes that you can use as funny birthday sayings. Hy gardner i can t wait to tell my kids i was born before the internet.

Age is a number and yours is unlisted. You can use these funny birthday quotes in cards in an email or in a text message. By jack benny. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.