Funny Quotes About Being 60 Years Old

At 60 walking the dog actually means walking the dog.

Funny quotes about being 60 years old. I can no longer read the bathroom scale. Christy moore now that i m 60 every morning i look in the mirror and say i don t know who you are stranger but i m gonna shave you anyway. By 60 you re a pair of pants with a head unknown age is not important unless you re a cheese helen hayes i wanted to show i had balls at age 60 sylvester stallone 60th birthday thrills. The fact that my children do not need me the way they used to.

I will never be an old man. Here s what women love about being 60 years old. To me old age is always 15 years older than i am bernard m. You start getting carded again but now cashiers want to see your senior card to make sure you re old enough to qualify for the discount.

Your carefully saved nest egg has flown the coop. Christy moore at 60 you at least have excuses. Of course i have regrets but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven t lived. You are always being asked to do things and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

You know you re 60 when. Just saw this headline. Have i not for more than sixty years got enough to eat and escaped being eaten. Getting old has its advantages.

If age is only in the mind someone should tell that to my bones. Just because society says i m old doesn t mean that i am. Jokes and funny sayings for someone turning 60. More pills more chills and more bills greg tamblyn.

Of course i have regrets but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven t lived. The phrase zero to 60 means your life is flashing before your eyes. Baruch your pants creep upward as you get older. Godzilla turns 60 life was pretty good before i knew i was older than godzilla.

To make a success of it you ve got to start young theodore roosevelt birthdays are good for you. Being able to reduce my possessions and focus on living more. How can they say my life isn t a success. The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest.

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Humor quotes group 4. Of course i have regrets but if you are 60 years old and you have no regrets then you haven t lived. Age 60 is when it takes a man all night to do what he used to do all night. Being able to wear anything i want i honestly do not care what people think about me.